Erma Bombeck is (was, sadly) one of my favorite humorists. I have posted her quotes previously.
I woke late this morning from a night of fitful sleep. To kick-start start my day, I needed to read
through a few of Erma’s quotes.
I thought I might share a few.
Some funny. Some profound.
Here is Erma Bombeck in her own words:
—God created man, but I
could do better.
—My second favorite
household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed
until I faint.
—Children make your life
important.
—Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
—Mitchell Hegman
I like the last line but I don't agree with it entirely. With marriage at least there's a guarantee of having a warm body next to you and to cuddle with in bed. Well....maybe not. lol!
ReplyDeleteShe wrote some funny stuff. I have a couple of her books.
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