You can tell spring has arrived in my corner of Montana. This morning, for example, I woke to only an inch or so of snow. And below freezing temperatures lasted no more than halfway into the daylight hours.
— Mitchell Hegman
You can tell spring has arrived in my corner of Montana. This morning, for example, I woke to only an inch or so of snow. And below freezing temperatures lasted no more than halfway into the daylight hours.
— Mitchell Hegman
A couple bothersome developments here.
First,
I am now starting to have dreams in which I lose my keys.
Second,
I recently read about a study from the University of Leeds that draws a link
between eating processed meat, such as bacon, and the onset of dementia.
Bacon?
— Mitchell Hegman
Apparently, I had a modified death wish yesterday. Mine was more a “death-by-a-thousand-cuts wish.” Somehow, I managed to cut myself at nearly every turn.
Here
is a list of my minor injuries from yesterday:
I
had considered trimming some caulking from around the corners of my windows,
but one long look at the blade of my razor knife dissuaded me from that.
— Mitchell Hegman
In my latest dream, a mountain lion jumped up onto my bed and settled in beside me. I was not particularly surprised by the lion in my bed, and I quickly fell asleep with the big cat alongside me.
When
I woke to reality, I found myself sprawled across my two pillows and twisted
into my bedding.
Not
exactly a mountain lion.
— Mitchell Hegman
Apparently, the University of Tokyo ran out of ideas for building humanoid robots. Instead of working robots, they dispatched some “scientific” researchers to conduct tests on domestic cats to determine if cats are ignoring us. The results of this study were recently published in the Animal Cognition journal.
Guess
what?
Cats
are ignoring us.
Cats
hear us just fine when we call out to them or (foolishly) attempt to throw a
command in their direction. As “researchers”
noted in their study: “Cats
do not actively respond with communicative behavior to owners who are calling
them from out of sight, even though they can distinguish their owners’ voices.”
They
choose to ignore us.
I
am a bit perplexed by the need for any study.
One of the researchers could have simply called me and asked me if cats
ignore us. “Yes,” I would have said. And then I would have sent them an invoice
for my handsome consulting fee.
I
have lived with eight cats. They all
ignored me.
This
is easy stuff.
— Mitchell Hegman
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk
Yesterday, as I stood at my bay windows watching clouds smudge by, a magpie dropped in to pick up seeds from below my birdfeeder. A short time later a second magpie appeared. Soon, a third swooped in.
When
it comes to magpies, the number three is important.
One
magpie is fun. A solitary magpie will
put on an acrobatic show—jumping and tumbling about.
Two
magpies will dance around each other.
Not exactly a waltz, but a dance.
Three
magpies? They all become assholes and
pick on each other incessantly.
— Mitchell Hegman
I learned a lesson while eating my dinner. You can eat lettuce, but you cannot breathe it. If you accidentally breathe in lettuce, things get a little ugly rather instantly.
In
technical terms, the stunt of trying to breathe in food is called aspiration. But we don’t need to be technical. All you need to know is that when I tried to
breathe in lettuce I immediately launched into a coughing and thrashing fit.
The
lettuce possessed me.
Upon
seeing me battering about, my 20 pounds of housecat scampered off to hide.
Part
two of the lesson? A sip of Scotch following
my fit helped deliver me back to a more normal state. I suppose a sip of water might do the same,
but where is the adventure in that?
— Mitchell Hegman
Yesterday evening, on my drive home, I spotted a plastic bag alongside the road not far from my house. My habit is to immediately stop and pick up any litter I find on our stretch of road. When I stopped to grab the bag, I found—of all things—about a dozen smelt fish in the bag.
I
dumped the fish out on the ground for the local scavengers and hauled the bag
home to pitch in my trash.
Weirdly
enough, this is not the first time I have found fish in on my road. It’s the fourth time. Many years ago (at midsummer) I found a
frozen five-pound rainbow trout wrapped in a beach towel. A few years after that, I found a bag of
perch. Sometime after that, I found a fairly
large carp lying in the road.
I
have never watched any movies in the Sharknado series. Is there something I should know?
— Mitchell Hegman
1. When I was a kid, how did my
mother always know when there was dirt behind my ears?
2. Why do I continue to watch the
ads on DVR recorded programs when I can skip them?
3. Do all shopping carts have
one bad wheel or am I somehow managing to always grab the bad carts?
4. How did I get dirt behind my
ears?
Let’s talk about the sizing of wire.
When I first started working as
an electrician, wire sizes confused me. In
accordance with American Wire Gauge (AWG) standards, they seem to run backwards
in size. A #10 wire is bigger than a #12
wire. A #1 wire is substantially bigger
than a #10. I was of a mind that bigger
numbers should be assigned as wire size increased.
After 45 years in the trade, I
have mostly gotten over being confused.
Mostly.
Today, for those of you
similarly distressed by the backwards scheme for sizing wire, I can explain why
this is so. The sizing logic reflects
the original process for manufacturing wire.
In early wire manufacturing
processes, wires were made smaller in cross-sectional size by a process called
drawing. Drawing a wire is simply pulling
the wire through a single, or series of, ever smaller die(s). Each time the wire is drawn it gets smaller
and longer. The size simply reflected
the number of times the wire was drawn.
— Mitchell Hegman
Several months ago, a weird thing began happing. I started waking from my sleep at exactly 3:33 AM. At first, this might happen every few days. In more recent weeks, my waking at this time has become far more frequent. Our shift to Daylight Saving Time did not change this. I have, in fact, come awake at 3:33 for the last four nights in a row.
Three little pigs. Three blind mice. Three dimensions.
— Mitchell Hegman
I have been binge-watching Naked and Afraid again. If you are unfamiliar, each episode features a man and a woman—normally total strangers—who enter a challenge to survive together in the wild for 21 days. The catch? They are totally naked and supplied with (at most) a pot, a fire starter, a machete (or some equivalent), and maybe one more exotic item such as fishhooks or rope.
Each season, the same dynamic
develops. A tough-talking, muscular guy
struts into the challenge claiming he will make nature bow to his will. Within a few days the dude is curled into a
ball and whimpering. And then he taps
out.
The woman finishes than
challenge on her own.
In an episode I watched last night,
the man started whimpering on the first night.
I suppose this would bother me greatly if I imagined myself a tough guy. I might feel offended in some way. I know better. No way I would attempt 21 days naked.
I am thinking my maximum is 3
days. One day, if I see a big spider.
— Mitchell Hegman
We are not gods, but we do have hundreds of television channels and several streaming services available to us. That must account for something.
— Mitchell Hegman
I learned something.
Before I talk about that, I
want to talk about rattlesnakes.
I live in rattlesnake
country. I don’t see them often, but they
are around. During the summer months, I warn
anyone new to the country to watch for them.
And I add this: “They don’t like confrontation and will you usually warn
you if you are getting too close. Trust
me, you will instantly recognize the sound of a rattlesnake even if you have
never heard one. There is no mistaking
the sound for anything else.”
Yesterday afternoon, I learned
a new unmistakable and somewhat startling sound.
You can take this from me: If a
woodpecker ever attacks the plywood sheathing on your house where you recently
removed stucco, you will know exactly what the noise is.
— Mitchell Hegman
The process of removing the brick veneer and stucco from my house to make way for attaching a sunroom is progressing slowly. I am astonished at how dramatically this has changed the look of my house. It appears as though I am going for the “full-on-ghetto.” style of building.
— Mitchell Hegman
On Sunday (the thirteenth), I spotted my first bluebird of the year. I saw a pair of them—a male and a female. They came graphing through the sky to reach the post and pole fence around my xeriscape yard. Their signature, bouncing flights are hard to miss. The male, bright as a newly minted coin in his blue cape, soon flitted over to inspect the bluebird house I fixed to a fence post.
In this way, our Montana spring season begins.
— Mitchell Hegman
PHOTO: Cornell Lab of Ornithology
Saturday proved a day filled with warm sunshine and only the slightest breeze. By late afternoon, those of us in the Aluminum Beer Can Melting Guild had gathered around a campfire by the lake. We not only managed to drink a few beers and melt down the cans; we also got a chance to make three highly successful rocket launches off the lake ice.
Make sure you watch the launch video at the end of this blog!
Tad Pulling the Beer Can
Crucible from the Fire
Tad Making a Pour
Me Preparing to Launch
Sawyer Recovering the Rocket
Rocket Launch Video
— Mitchell Hegman
Last night, long after darkness, my cat decided he wanted out the front door. As always, he pressed up against the door in anticipation as I approached to open it for him.
As soon as I opened the door wide
enough, my cat slipped out. An
instant later, he backed himself inside again.
Something was out there.
Somewhat reluctantly, I opened
the door a bit wider and leaned out into the darkness.
I saw ears. Big ears.
I found myself in staring contest with a doe mule deer. She had been raiding the birdfeeder.
I shrunk back inside. “Dude,” I said to my cat., “it’s just a deer.” I nudged him a little. He slowly walked outside again. I closed the door.
Doe mule deer are not scary.
— Mitchell Hegman
On June 4, 1923, a jockey named Frank Hayes won his first race at Belmont Park on Long Island. Though Frank was alive as he and his horse, Sweet Kiss, bolted away from the starting gate, he was dead by the time he and the horse crossed the finish line.
The conditions of the win were
unprecedented, but race officials allowed the win to stand, making this the
only time in sports history when a competition was won by a dead man.
Observers speculated Frank
Hayes suffered heart failure about the time his horse took the lead. Frank was only 22 years old at the time of
his death. His efforts at weight loss
and the excitement of his taking the lead were cited as contributing reasons for
the heart attack.
— Mitchell Hegman
Source: John Farrier, https://www.neatorama.com,
Wikipedia
Newton's First Law of Motion states that a body at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by an outside force. Posted today is a photograph of my 20 pounds of housecat doing his impression of Newton’s First Law.
— Mitchell Hegman
I had one item on my list when I entered a local grocery store: toothpicks. When I exited the store, I had in my bags: wine, bananas, provolone cheese, California rolls, and a bag of potato chips.
No toothpicks.
On my first trip through the
store, I purposely avoided the potato chip aisle. “Not going to give in to the chips,” I told
myself as I whisked past them. “I am on
a mission for toothpicks.”
Making my way though the store,
I asked two employees where I might find toothpicks. Each told me a different aisle. By the time I reached the far end of the
grocery, I had been down nearly every aisle and still failed to locate
toothpicks.
“I have tried hard here,” I
thought, “I deserve my potato chips.”
By the time I worked my way
back to the checkout lanes, I was almost to the point where I was ineligible for
the express checkout. Toothpicks, had I
found them, might have pushed me to a different line.
— Mitchell Hegman
— Mitchell Hegman
I enjoy home construction projects. I especially like working with hand tools and power tools. The singular focus required for working with tools settles any discordant thoughts within my mind.
For me, it’s actually relaxing.
Cool spring and fall weather
particularly suits me for outdoor projects.
I have never been a fan of the heat of summer. Over the weekend, with temperatures in the
forties and fifties, I lugged a host of tools outside and worked on dismantling
(and saving for reuse) the brick veneer on the exterior of my house.
This is the initial step for the
addition of a sunroom to my home.
As much as I enjoy the cool
weather, my body objects. The
combination of cool temperatures and gripping something—especially the handles
of any kind of tool—triggers my Renaud’s syndrome. Renaud’s restricts blood flow to extremities
such as fingers and toes. Sunday morning,
while operating a hammer-drill, Renaud’s struck my right hand in a pretty big
way. I can expect a small display of the
syndrome in cool weather, but this was profound. Part of my hand felt dead.
I stopped working and trotted inside the house so I could soak my hand in warm water. I managed a couple photographs before blood returned to the last finger.
— Mitchell Hegman
On a normal day, people don’t see ocean-going vessels floating in the air above the water. One day last month, David Morris, experienced something of an abnormal day. While walking near the edge of some cliffs along England’s southwestern coast, he looked out into the ocean and saw a ship floating in the air above the horizon.
Mr. Morris stopped walking and stared
at the ship. A curious sight. He knew the ship must be on the water, but it
didn’t appear so. He captured a
photograph of the ship and later posted the photograph on Facebook.
The photograph soon went viral.
David Morris witnessed something called a superior mirage. This is a type of optical illusion created during temperature inversions. A temperature inversion occurs when a layer of cold air is trapped under a layer of warm air. In such conditions, light travels at different speeds through the temperature layers. Both human brains and cameras process the light (which is essentially refracted) to interpret ships as floating above the water.
Photo: David Morris
— Mitchell Hegman
—Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
—The universe seems neither
benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
—If you wish to make an apple
pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
I try to walk at least two miles each day. When I feel frisky, I might walk all the way to my mailbox and back.
That’s four miles.
When Cory Phillpott, a 23-year-old athlete from Australia feels frisky, he runs a marathon. Cory recently ran a 26.2-mile marathon through Jamison Park in Penrith, New South Wales. He crossed the finish line at a time of 16 hours and 12 minutes.
Pretty slow, actually.
But his time is a bit more impressive when you factor in that Cory Phillpott completed the marathon while pulling a 1.6-ton Ford Ranger pickup.
His feat is not eligible for the Guinness World Record because he pulled the wrong vehicle. To qualify for that, he needed to pull a city car, half the size of the pickup.
— Mitchell Hegman
Source: UPI
The weather is warming to a point where I can spend time outside removing the brick veneer and stucco from the exterior walls where I will soon attach a sunroom.
I am already dodging
yellowjackets out there.
Before starting the demolition project,
I made a list of tools and supplies needed.
While wandering though a local hardware picking up a few items from my
list, I plodded down an aisle featuring a line of wheelbarrows on display. One of the wheelbarrows caught my eye. Not the wheelbarrow so much as a large
sticker attached to it—a sticker featuring a huge U.S. flag.
A big “Made in the USA.”
I stopped and examined the
wheelbarrow. I really like stuff made in
the USA. I try to shop locally on the
micro scale (Helena) and macro scale (USA).
I didn’t have purchasing a new
wheelbarrow on my list.
But…. USA.
Posted is a photograph of my
sexy new wheelbarrow.
— Mitchell Hegman
While reading through a bunch of “weird” facts at a website filled with such, I found one that really surprised me. According to research conducted by cyber security firm Symantec in 2012, you are more likely to pick up malware visiting religious websites than visiting porn sites.
According to the Symantec: “Websites
with religious or ideological themes were found to have triple the average
number of "threats" that those featuring adult content. We hypothesize that this is because
pornographic website owners already make money from the Internet and, as a
result, have a vested interest in keeping their sites malware-free; it's not
good for repeat business."
According to Cisco's 2015
Annual Security Report: “The top industries that
pose a risk to you through their websites, depending on where you live, include
aviation, media and publishing, agriculture and mining, food and beverage,
insurance, automotive, and real estate and land management."
What
was I searching for?
Reviews
on windows.
— Mitchell Hegman
Sources: https://phys.org/news
, https://bestlifeonline.com/weird-amazing-facts, https://www.akamai.com
I spent part of yesterday morning in the gallery of the Montana State House Chambers. Sitting alongside a collection of friends—all union members or former union members—I watched as the Montana House of Representatives debated and then voted on HB 251, the so-called “Right to Work” Bill.
The legislation died with a
vote of 62 opposed and 38 in favor.
I felt privileged to watch the
proceedings. And I was especially proud
of the hundreds of union members calmly filling the Capitol building to personally
express opposition to the bill.
I am not political. This is not about politics to me. This is about being provided a living wage
and benefits to last a lifetime. My
union did this for me.
I am retired. Every month now, my union retirement programs
(three of them) help replenish my bank account.
It’s good.
A financial adviser recently
analyzed my retirement income sources and told me (thanks largely to my IBEW
retirements) I have remarkable stability in my income. In almost any scenario, I will thrive.
Leaving the Capitol, I was
pleased to see a gathering of union members on the front steps. I captured a photograph of them and then thrust
my fist up in solidarity.
— Mitchell Hegman
Though I have not personally met the man, one of my favorite people in Desiree’s Manila neighborhood is her garbage man. He lives under a bridge not far from Desiree’s house. He is, as they say in the Philippines, “stretching his bones.” Meaning, he is always trying. Always working as hard as he can. Daily, he hauls Desiree’s garbage to a collection point. He often helps Desiree move heavy things about. She pays him little regularly and pays extra when he helps with other chores outside hauling her trash.
For several weeks, Desiree has
been struggling to get a handyman to help her install a new AC unit. A bit of remodeling is required. Several contractors failed to show up. One did show up to look at the job, but his
behavior was off-putting and she did not hire him.
A lot of other people live
under the bridge alongside the garbage man.
Desiree finally hired a man from under the bridge to begin demolition of the wall required for the installation of her new AC unit. On the second day, the man brought along a
“carpenter” friend of his. The carpenter
also lives under the bridge.
“He’s fast,” Desiree said of
the carpenter. “He knows the best way to
do everything. And he has tools!”
Desiree quickly lined him up
with a host of small projects she wants done.
I asked her to send photographs
of his projects. I am impressed. I can tell he is a craftsman. He knows plenty about construction and he
works for a reasonable daily wage.
In Manila, if you want the best
men for getting work done, I know just the place to find them.
— Mitchell Hegman
These days, doorbells communicate with computers. Room thermostats connect to smartphones. An automobile might pair with your smartphone, communicate with a satellite, or connect to any number of other small electronic devices.
This can become overwhelming in
a hurry.
While visiting me, my
brother-in-law, Terry, mentioned he was having trouble getting an iPod to play
in his truck. “I did everything I was supposed
to connect, but I can’t get it to play.”
I asked: “Your truck allows you
to select sources, right?”
“Yes. I did all that. It won’t play.”
“Huh. Kinda weird.
Let’s go out to the truck right now and see if we can figure it out.”
Terry and I stomped out to his
truck. Once we climbed inside the truck,
he started the engine and allowed the instrument panel to wake up. The iPod was plugged into a USB port in the
cubby between the front seats. I picked
up the device and flicked at the screen a couple times. Everything seemed normal.
I glanced at the touch screen
on his dash and saw the iPod featured there.
“Let’s try this,” I said. I
reached out and poked the PLAY/PAUSE button on the screen.
Music from the iPod throbbed
throughout the cab.
“Fixed that,” I said.
— Mitchell Hegman