Yesterday evening, on my drive home, I spotted a plastic bag alongside the road not far from my house. My habit is to immediately stop and pick up any litter I find on our stretch of road. When I stopped to grab the bag, I found—of all things—about a dozen smelt fish in the bag.
I
dumped the fish out on the ground for the local scavengers and hauled the bag
home to pitch in my trash.
Weirdly
enough, this is not the first time I have found fish in on my road. It’s the fourth time. Many years ago (at midsummer) I found a
frozen five-pound rainbow trout wrapped in a beach towel. A few years after that, I found a bag of
perch. Sometime after that, I found a fairly
large carp lying in the road.
I
have never watched any movies in the Sharknado series. Is there something I should know?
— Mitchell Hegman
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