Apparently, I had a modified death wish yesterday. Mine was more a “death-by-a-thousand-cuts wish.” Somehow, I managed to cut myself at nearly every turn.
Here
is a list of my minor injuries from yesterday:
- While helping a friend with an electrical problem, I cut my finger.
- A bit later, while trimming a tree, I barked a knuckle.
- Following that, I barked another knuckle reaching into a kitchen cabinet.
- I finished with a cut to my thumb while chopping some broccoli.
I
had considered trimming some caulking from around the corners of my windows,
but one long look at the blade of my razor knife dissuaded me from that.
— Mitchell Hegman
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