Indications That You May Be Wound a Bit Too Tight

—After someone else loads the toilet paper in the bathroom you reverse the roll because you like the sheets to dispense only from the front.

—You have an emergency back-up vacuum cleaner in the event the one you normally use stops working.

—After visiting a friend and borrowing a screwdriver, you organize their catch-all drawer.

—Following rain storms you use your leaf-blower to dry the patio outside.

—You seriously considered buying plane fare to New York City so you could fly out there and convince Donald Trump to cut his hair.

—You chose names for your children partially on the basis that their initials would fall into alphabetical order.

—You once drove to your bank and met with someone to resolve a balance discrepancy of only one cent.

—You use an Excel spreadsheet for your grocery list and back it up daily.

--Mitchell Hegman