Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, August 5, 2016

How to Avoid Bear Attacks

Experts suggest that to avoid bear attacks you should walk through the woods only during bankers’ hours and you should make noise.  There are other ways to avoid bear attacks.  My father spent his entire life at the bar drinking beer.  He was never attacked by a bear.

--Mitchell Hegman