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Saturday, March 15, 2025

The Best Joke in the World

Once again, ignoring the voice of better judgment in my head, I asked AI (ChatGPT, in particular) to tell me the best joke in the world. Here is the result:

The "best joke in the world" is subjective, but one joke that has been scientifically tested as one of the funniest is this one:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed over. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps, “My friend is dead! What should I do?”

The operator replies, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a loud gunshot.

Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”

—Mitchell Hegman

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