Tips on Protecting Your Saxophone

·         Never use your saxophone as a hammer.

·         Do not use your saxophone for digging earthworms.

·         If you scale Mount Everest, leave your saxophone with the base-camp cook.

·         Do not take your saxophone four-wheeling.

·         Do not time-travel with your saxophone.

·         Never use your saxophone as a device for trimming your hedges.

·         Your saxophone is not an emergency flotation device.

·         Do not use your saxophone as a punctuation mark when you write.

·         Sleep with your saxophone only on a limited basis.

--Mitchell Hegman