While soaking in my hot tub one pleasant evening
this last week, a water boatman smacked into my face and fell into the water just
below my chin. Before I could react and
scoop the creature out of my tub, the boatman swam down near my favorite body parts
and began swirling about somewhat suggestively.
A couple of thoughts came to my mind immediately.
Can you pick which two of the following considerations
occurred to me as I watched the boatman?
A.
We don’t
take your kind around these parts, well, especially around those parts.
B.
You
may have met your match there.
C.
I
wonder how you tell a girl boatman from a boy boatman?
D.
Well,
you are pretty cute for a bug…
E.
I
appreciate your ambition, but you are really not my type.
F.
I
hope you are not thinking what I think you are thinking.
G.
I
hope you are not thinking what I am thinking.
Just for your information, you can tell a boy
boatman from a girl boatman by the way they sing. Male water boatmen are, as a
point of fact, the loudest creature presently living on Earth. They produce their great noise by rubbing
their penis briskly. I will reveal more
about that in an upcoming blog. Until
then, if you picked “A” and “C” for my thoughts, you are correct.
Finally, I did manage to scoop the bug from my tub.
--Mitchell
Hegman
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