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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Unfortunate Reasons for Becoming Famous


Yesterday, I listed a few reasons for becoming famous that I would rather enjoy.  Here is a partial list of things for which I would not want to become famous (more likely infamous):
— becoming famous for developing duck flavored ice cream.
— becoming famous because your girlfriend declined your proposal for marriage during a live halftime presentation at the Super Bowl.
— becoming famous for anything having to do with mayonnaise or your affiliation with the Communist Party.
— becoming famous for being famous.
— becoming famous for being the first human carrier of a disease that can only be contracted by having sex with a dog a monkey and a goldfish at the same time.
— becoming famous for lowering anyone’s wages.
--Mitchell Hegman

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