Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Another List of Bad Ideas

1. Launching fireworks from any point on the human body (see YouTube example videos).
2. Hand-carrying a fully clawed housecat out into the snow without wearing ice hockey goalie protective gear.
3. Forming stronger alliances with your own thoughts than those you have formed with loved ones around you.
4. Guessing which eggs are hardboiled.
5. Using dish soap in the clothes washer. (I did this once.  Only once.  Again: YouTube.)
6. Motorcycle jumps.
7. Trying to cut back on coffee consumption.
8. Interpreting anything said by Ozzy Osbourne in real time.

--Mitchell Hegman

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