A personal ad (written using the elements and style suggested in a
“how-to-write” blog and inspired by watching Lifetime Channel movies):
I am a male in my
mid-forties. I enjoy trombone music and I
spend most Saturdays hanging out at my buddy’s small engine repair shop.
I have grown a
bit weary of listening to the voices in my head and would like a companion who
is actually there.
I am seeking a
female companion who is not afraid to kick and slug people she doesn’t like. I would prefer a redhead, or a woman with a
lot of money who is willing to dye her hair red.
If you think we
might be a match, give me a tap. I have
a special Saturday at the repair shop in mind!
—Mitchell Hegman
That's pretty spot on for summarizing the visual plot points of those made for tv movies/series.
ReplyDeletePersonally, those shows make me cringe and mutter sarcasm but I'm getting jaded and mean in my advancing age. :)
I will admit to watching some of "those" shows now and again just to admire how well they all stick to the formula. Haha.
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