Morning Report for October 17, 2024:
The candidates for various offices
are clamoring as the election approaches. Though such a thing is not possible,
it seems as though 11 out of every 10 television advertisements are negative
political offerings. Daily, my mailbox fills with political fliers, which I
promptly discard. The chipmunks, normally scampering about the back deck, have
made themselves scarce as they finalize setting up their burrows for
overwintering. In just the last week, the linden tree outside my bay windows
has blushed yellow, and more island-girl Christmas decorations have blossomed
within our house. Finally, in broader news, courts in Switzerland have ruled
that a dial manufacturer (in their much-vaunted watchmaking industry) was
justified in forcing workers to clock out and take bathroom breaks on their own
time.
End of morning report.
—Mitchell Hegman
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