I’m not a recovering idiot. I’m more
a full-on functional idiot. As proof, take a look at the two tubes I posted below. The tube featured on top is an ointment I apply to my skin if psoriasis
flares. The other is toothpaste.
Note the caps. The ointment tube cap
screws on at the small end. The toothpaste tube—as with most—screws down on the
bigger, flared end. As a functional idiot, the ointment cap throws me off. Not
just once in a while, but every time I replace the cap on the ointment, I try
screwing on the wrong end first. You would think I might figure this out after
a dozen or so times, but apparently, I’m committed to keeping the idiot part
fully functional.
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