What Would Thomas Jefferson Say?

Albert Einstein and Hank Williams Sr. are attempting to assemble an exercise bike without referring to the instructions.  Albert Einstein is somewhat distracted.  He is thinking about an attractive young woman he saw earlier and is now mentally establishing her exact association with the number eight.  Hank Williams Sr. is fidgeting with a box-end wrench.  He is imagining playing one of his ballads to an auditorium filled with people who all have crazy Einstein hair.      

What would Thomas Jefferson say if asked to help finish assembling the exercise bike?  Please choose one of the following statements as your answer:

1.      ____ “I shall be happy to assemble any machine, such as this, that bears arms.”

2.      ____ “The freedom to assemble and the freedom to refuse to assemble must remain with the individual.  My choice is refusal.”

3.      ____ “Al, what is the deal with your hair?  Seriously?”

4.      ____ “Are you two clowns aware that Mitchell Hegman and I share the same date of birth?”

--Mitchell Hegman