Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Friday, October 14, 2016

A Political Ad against Me

Mitch Hegman says he wants to be your dog catcher.  He says he wants to help dogs.  But he doesn’t even own a dog.  He and his out-of-touch friends own fluffy cats that poop in boxes.  And the truth is, Mitch Hegman couldn’t catch a cold if he ran naked though a snowstorm with his mouth open.
People who know Mitch Hegman, know he is a naked man under all of his clothes…so naked, it might be a good idea to keep your eyes closed most of the time.
And his friends aren’t all that friendly.  They kick dogs.
Mitch Hegman isn’t the right man for catching dogs.  That’s why we keep saying Mitch Hegman.  We want to annoy you so you equate being annoyed with Mitch Hegman
Mitch Hegman: he doesn’t eat mayonnaise and he probably has cooties.  Now, he wants to be mean to your dog.

--Mitchell Hegman

1 comment:

  1. And Mitch Hegman doesn't like mushrooms too. Who'd ever think of liking anyone with a dislike for mushrooms? But politics is politics. We know that if Mitch Hegman is not chosen to be a dog catcher, he is being cheated by a lot of anti-Mitch groups out there.