Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Four (Not Exactly Burning) Questions

—A cheapskate, a thief, and a man with his jaw wired shut enter a bar.  Is this a joke?  
—If you could permanently substitute the name of a weed for a curse word, what weed would you use? 
—Is it wise to take extra socks on a suicide mission, just in case the mission fails?
—If a mammalian cat will chase a rodent mouse, what kind of cat will chase a computer mouse?
--Mitchell Hegman

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