—A cheapskate, a thief, and a man with his jaw wired shut enter a bar. Is this a joke?
—If you could permanently substitute the name of a weed for a curse word, what weed would you use?
—Is it wise to take extra socks on a suicide mission, just in case the mission fails?
—If a mammalian cat will chase a rodent mouse, what kind of cat will chase a computer mouse?--Mitchell Hegman