Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Monday, February 23, 2026

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I don’t know why you’re still hesitating. For $72,800.00, the Unitree G1 Humanoid AI Avatar robot can be yours. It does back flips. It does front flips. Tariffs are included. Shipping is free. What more could a reasonable person want?

G1 Humanoid

—Mitchell Hegman

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  1. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2026 at 9:09 AM

    Would it be able to protect me in bar fights?

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