List of Things We Are Not Born To Do

List of Things We Are Not Born To Do:

·         Walk with a cane

·         Die in a roadside ambush in Afghanistan

·         Live with our eyes shut

·         Juggle fire

·         Walk on our hands

·         Sit on our hands

·         Live in abandoned cars

·         Use the word tintinnabulation in any form of normal conversation

·         Eat sticks

·         Ignore stars falling from the sky

--Mitchell Hegman