I will admit to mistakenly thinking I was
good-looking—this occurred only one time and was the direct result of drinking tequila. Interestingly enough, tequila is also
responsible for the huge blank space in my memory where the better part of two
days should belong.
No recollections at all. Nada.
I am now convinced that tequila is a gateway
drug. What I mean by that is: tequila is
the very gate to hell.
As bad as all of the above sounds, imagine yourself waking
one day speaking a foreign language and convinced you have become a famous
movie actor. That is exactly what
happened to Rory Curtis, a 25 year old Englishman from Worcester.
Mr. Curtis landed in a coma following a nasty car
crash on a rainy highway. Rescue workers
required the better part of an hour just to extricate him from the
wreckage. Rory, among other damages,
suffered from internal injuries that left blood leaking into his brain. Doctors and nurses worked for six solid days
to save his life. Rory remained comatose
for the entire six days.
When Rory Curtis finally came about again, he was
speaking rather fluent French, a language he studied a little back in high
school, and he was convinced that he was
Matthew McConaughey, the famously handsome actor. While there is a somewhat tenuous connection
to speaking French, the leap to thinking he was Matthew McConaughey is curious
for Mr. Curtis—not that he is particularly bad-looking—but Matthew McConaughey
is godlike.
Rory more or less drifted in and out of thinking he
was Matthew McConaughey and struggled a bit with many normal activities at
first. After months of treatment and re-training as a
barber, Rory Curtis settled back into his normal life again.
When submitted to traumatic experiences such as car
crashes and tequila, the human brain will perform peculiarly. I often wonder which of these experiences, if
either, is responsible for the whacky behavior of Gary Busey and wonder when he
will recover.
Interesting story. I did have too much Tequila last Halloween and ended up nauseous in bed for 2 days. Wish the episode ended with me fluently speaking French or even Spanish.
ReplyDeleteHaha. I have had a few of those events! Tequila is evil, as my friend Roland suggested.
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