Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Three Notes on Human Health


1.  It is necessary to floss only the teeth you would like to keep.
2.  If you are shaving a part of your body that requires two mirrors and a contorted stance, the use of a straight edge razor is not recommended.
3.  In spite of persistent wives’ tales, laughter is not actually contagious, but gonorrhea is.
--Mitchell Hegman

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