The human body is a compendium of electrical circuits
and electrical impulses. Interestingly,
in 2001 song release, singer-songwriter John Mayer claimed his girlfriend’s
body was “a wonderland.” Honestly, that
sounds far more intriguing than a bunch of electrical stuff. What, I wonder, does her body look like? Where might I find a girl like that?
Sorry. I am
off-track.
A standard issue human body, as I stated previously, is
packed with electrical circuits and electrical components. Though none of our natural human parts have been
listed by Underwriter’s Laboratories (UL)—a requirement for all of the
electrical widgets in your home—they generally function quite well. Our brains, as example, function by way of
synapses firing electrical impulses. The
human heart is equipped with something called the sinoatrial node (SA node). The SA node is an electrical signal generator—the
natural pacemaker for heartbeats. The
entire human nervous system is not that far removed from the electrical wiring
in your home.
I could go on and on about the human electrical systems,
but I am still somewhat distracted by the thought of John Mayer’s girlfriend. I would love to see photos of her. Do you suppose she might have a few UL listed
parts?
I mention all of this human wiring because I think
something is wrong with my own electrical system wiring. Odd things happen to me at night. I suspect that my system is over-charging
when I sleep. The end result of this
overcharging is a bunch of weird dreams about fish swimming in my bed and unreal
scenarios where bottles of Scotch are used as currency. When I wake in the morning, the overcharging
always leaves my hair all staticky and sticky-uppy. I have posted a selfie to show you what I am
talking about.
--Mitchell
Hegman
looking good
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