Rules of the Junk Drawer

1. The shortest pencil in the drawer is the only one with unbroken lead.

2. All screws shall be found pointy-side-up.

3. Found: six AAA batteries, three AA Batteries, two 9V.   Needed: one C battery.

4. Fishing line, string, and wire will unspool itself if left in the drawer for longer than a month.

5. Broken rubber bands breed in the back corners of junk drawers.

6. What in the hell is that?  Seriously.  What is that?

7. Phillips screwdrivers eventually vanish if left in the junk drawer.

8. This is where ink pens go to break and leak out their ink.

9. Given enough time, everything in the drawer will fuse into a solid mass.

10. Someday, you will clean the junk drawer.

--Mitchell Hegman