I love carrot cake. I am as fond of sitting as the next guy. I fully embrace naked. But I am not sure about sewing these all together in the form of “sploshing.”
Sploshing is a recent brand of sexual fetish. The idea is fairly workmanlike. You get naked and video yourself sitting on a cake or some other dessert.
I discovered sploshing yesterday while browsing the internet for “odd” news.
Technically, sploshing describes a wide range of activities. Those include using a naked person as a table for a feast, rolling around in a pile of baked beans, slathering yourself in butter, and so on. The sky (or, hopefully, something out there) is the limit.
According to Wikipedia, sploshing also falls under a somewhat broader category known as “wet and messy” fetishism. Wet and messy has been around for a while. Costumes, food, latex, all kinds of props and activity might be brought into the mix. Apparently, videos abound. Those involved in this stuff call themselves “wammers.”
I find all of these food-related sexual fetishes interesting and oftentimes odd. Just the same, given the choice between Salma Hayek and sitting on a carrot cake…well, you know.
--Mitchell HegmanPHOTO: Daily Mirror