What if, instead of working in the electrical industry, I was destined to be a structural packaging designer—you know, one of those heroic figures who craft cardboard into a series of flaps that fold together into shipping boxes?
What if I had an innate gift for
flaps?
Maybe IKEA would have discovered my
genius and hired me to design the perfect box for shipping a bookshelf with 302
parts and a pictograph instruction sheet. Maybe I’d rise through the
ranks—promoted to Senior Vice President of Hardware Omission in the
Shipping Department.
I’d be the one who decides whether to
leave out a critical long screw or a random, odd-sized bolt required to
complete Step 18.
Imagine my legacy now.
—Mitchell Hegman
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