Truth is the sharp end of the knife.
Truth closes the door when it goes inside.
Truth regularly cleans the cat’s litter box.
Truth isn’t afraid to twist a few wrenches and get its
hands dirty.
Truth swims, but will submerge when required.
Truth is relentless but not restless.
Truth is a three-legged dog that has learned to thrive on
the streets.
Truth has opposable thumbs.
Truth just ran off with somebody’s wife.
Truth eats breakfast with a shovel.
Truth doesn’t knock—it picks the lock and lets itself in.
—Mitchell Hegman
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