We’ve fully engaged in a remodel of the common bathroom in our house. While the room has been repainted once, and I installed crown trim along the walls at the ceiling a half-dozen years ago, the vanity, toilet, and flooring are now 34 years old.
You
may recall that this is the bathroom I inadvertently flooded a couple of years
ago. That mishap damaged the vanity and swelled the subfloor in several
locations. I removed the vanity a couple of days ago, and yesterday I pulled
the toilet and prepped the room for painting.
It now
feels strange and a little uncomfortable walking past the empty bathroom on my
way down the hall to the bedroom. The feeling isn’t quite as jarring as finding
an empty cupboard, but it’s close. The bathroom hasn’t looked this bare in 34
years.
On a
final note, I’m not going to miss the toilet. Faithfully cleaning it all these
years hasn’t exactly endeared me to it. Truthfully, I’m excited about the shiny
new number we’ve chosen as its replacement. The new one is sleek and sports
interesting curves.
We
can have a full-on toilet talk later.
—Mitchell
Hegman


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