Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Liberal versus Conservative



 
Item or Precept
Liberal
Conservative
 
Donald Duck
Should be allowed to remove his shirt since he is not wearing any pants or underwear now
Needs to speak English not Duck
Naturalists
Eat nuts
Are nuts
Immigration policy
Provides vital diversity and Pierce Brosnan is super nice
Immigration gave us Piers Morgan and we need to send him back to Britain
Daffy Duck
A naked duck is better than no duck
What kind of a duck is a black duck?
Global warming
Please call it climate change
Is an opportunity to sell more ice cream and tank-tops
Equal opportunity
For job-seekers
Nope
Duck
Did you know that some male ducks grow genitalia as long as their bodies?
After you shoot
 

--Mitchell Hegman

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