Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Questions to Ask Your Contractor before Work Begins


—Have you ever mistakenly used flooring material on the ceiling?
— Has any law enforcement agency ever looked under your concrete pads in a search for human remains?
—Do you measure in eighths and quarters or do you measure by little marks and medium-sized following the numbers?
—Have you ever, in a fit of rage, air-nailed a coworker to the framing of a wall?
—Between all of the workers on your crew, do you have enough fingers left to count to ten?
— Has any law enforcement agency discovered human remains under any of your freshly poured concrete pads?
—Oh, yes, and did you mistakenly add an extra zero to the end of your estimate? 
--Mitchell Hegman

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