Two news items I read yesterday:
Item
#1:
Barbara Walters (age 84) has a sex toy, a vibrator, that she has named
“Selfie.”
Solution: Don’t think about it.
Item
#2:
A pack of Chihuahuas has been roving the streets of Phoenix and harassing
residents.
Solution: Command the Chihuahuas to “sing”
as they approach. One of them will
surely sit back and howl and the others will soon join in.
Alternate
Solution: Wear a section of stove pipe
around each ankle.
--Mitchell
Hegman
I was wondering why Item #1 is considered disturbing news.
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