Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Opening Statements


If you want somebody to remember you after they first meet you, one thing you can do is introduce yourself and then say: “I have three kids—one each of the two and a half sexes.”
When they ask: “What do you mean?”  You say: “Why are you talking to me?”
--Mitchell Hegman

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