Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Saturday, December 9, 2023

A New Curse Word

I need a new curse word, one that applies specifically to the frustration of having a pneumatic pin nailer jam when you are pinning in place the final piece of trim for a project.

This very thing happened to me yesterday while I was nailing baseboards around the new flooring in the master bedroom’s walk-in closet.  I had only three more pins to set when the nailer jammed.

I issued a pretty expansive string of standard curse words when the gun jammed, but that didn’t make me feel any better.  And even clearing the gun after a few minutes of squinting and fiddling didn’t feel particularly satisfying.  Only a new curse word would help.  I want a word that incorporates a hissing sound as well as the letter “z.”

Something zesty like "fizzit!"


      
—Mitchell Hegman

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