Following is a list of disconcerting things:
- Finding just one leg of a big, hairy spider on your bedsheets.
- Learning that your bathroom weight scale has been registering 10 pounds too light for several months.
- Discovering that the "next generation" music storage and playback device will not import your music library.
- When the abrasions finally heal on your right hand but you burn three fingers on your left hand.
- Reading the nutrition facts on a bag of potato chips.
- Possibly ancestry.com.
- Trying to open the plastic bags you pull from the rolls in the grocery produce section.
- Shopping for jeans and discovering that most pairs are sold with holes in the knees just like the jeans you are trying to replace.
—Mitchell
Hegman
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