Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Good Business


List of business thoughts:
·         Find a way for men to profit from just sitting around and holding themselves “down there” and then hawk the idea in an infomercial.
·         Don’t eat potential customers.  NOTE: see the movie Eating Raoul
·         Start a business where you train cats to ignore their human companions.
·         Create a new bookkeeping system in which negative numbers input on the front side roll-out positive on the backside.
·         Do good work.
·         Discover a secret ingredient that will make caviar taste as good as it sounds.
·         Pet rock II?
·         Develop exercise you can pour from a 16 ounce can or freezer bag.
·         Genetically engineer trees that will grow into dimension lumber.
·         Smile?
--Mitchell Hegman

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