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Friday, November 14, 2014

Proper Care and Use of Your Anvil


Do not use your anvil as kitty litter.
Do not attempt skydiving while carrying your anvil.
Do not wash your anvil with linens or wool knits.
Never attempt warming your anvil in a microwave.
Avoid using your anvil in the presence of sound activated lights.
Your anvil should not be used as a hedge trimmer.
Do not use your anvil as a screwdriver.

--Mitchell Hegman
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2 comments:

  1. Ariel MurphyNovember 14, 2014 at 8:55 AM

    I've never used an anvil and probably never will but thank you for the very practical advice

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  2. Mitchell HegmanNovember 14, 2014 at 9:33 AM

    I do my best! Haha.

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