Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Unhelpful Witticisms

·         You cannot look through a stone wall with your eyes closed…or with them open, for that matter.

·         Knitting with a single needle is the surest path to a sweater with one sleeve.

·         You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him open your can of chicken noodle soup for dinner.

·         A man driven by greed could probably afford a chauffeur.  
--Mitchell Hegman  

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