A Richard Brautigan(esque) Thought Strikes Me

If it were up to me the flamboyant scent of rain on Montana’s sagebrush would win some kind of award.  I’m not sure what the award might be, though money is out of the question.  Perhaps our governor could give a speech and then send a loud, cymbal-clashing marching band out across the expanses of sagebrush in our state.  Immediately following the band, volunteers with spray bottles could spritz the sage while interested locals stand there sniffing and applauding.

--Mitchell Hegman