Imagine six pushbuttons
are on a panel before you. You will be
allowed to press a single button one time for one of the following results:
Button
#1:
Vastly improves your math skills.
Button
#2:
Makes your favorite sports team win the next
two championships.
Button
#3:
Changes
your middle name.
Button
#4:
Causes the clothes to fall off your favorite
actor/actress whenever you see them.
Button
#5:
Makes either a songbird or butterfly (choose
one) land on the palm of your hand whenever you extend your hand and whistle.
Button
#6:
Gives you a new car.
Which button would you
press?
--Mitchell
Hegman
Good though device.
ReplyDeleteI vacillated between #1 and #5. I didn't pick #2 because I'm not a FANatic of any sports team, #3 because I like my middle name, #4 because visual porn is boring and she would age just like I do, and finally #6 because I can purchase a new car anytime.
I like #5, because it would be cool to call up a butterfly in the middle of a snow storm. I had to let this go, though, because I wouldn't want to be responsible for the butterfly freezing to death.
So, #1 just because all the fun derived from the gift would depend solely on me. Just think how much satisfaction would be gained from solving Fermat's Last Theorem!
I am a #5 for certain. I don't watch sports and don't have a favorite team of any kind. I am not good at math (and had to Google Fermat's Last Theorem). That would be my second button of choice. My middle name is George. I love that because I am named after my Super Grandfather!
ReplyDeleteButton #7 which lets my eyes become super powerful and telescope-like allowing them to see clearly and beyond the clouds and up close and personal with the planets and the stars and everything else floating out there.
ReplyDeleteI like button #7!
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