To my knowledge, there is neither a
Ben Franklin nor a Sacagawea in my lineage.
I’ve descended from more common stock.
But in looking at the motley bunch that is mine, I can imagine a few
near-famous things my ancestors might have been responsible for:
—I can conceive that one of my distant
relatives invented drunk driving.
—Maybe a great, great, great, great,
great (not-so-great) grandfather of mine was the reason for inventing
handcuffs.
—Possibly, there is a houseplant hypnotist
in the mix.
—Invisible ink?
--Mitchell Hegman
No comments:
Post a Comment