A Woman Named Andi

“You will meet a woman named Dawn,” a psychic with pink hair told Paul.  “Your instincts will be to walk around her, but to get to the rest of your life, you must walk through her.”

Paul met, instead, a woman named Andi.

Andi wore long dresses, had hollow cheeks, and spoke softly.  Paul soon found himself walking with Andi.  After a few weeks of dating, Andi insisted that Paul attended a breakfast with her mother.

“What’s your mother’s name?” Paul asked.

“Try to guess,” Andi suggested.

Andi was shocked when Paul guessed her mother’s name on the first attempt.

--Mitchell Hegman