Following is a list of simple things worth remembering:
- It’s all downhill from the day you figure out that Santa Claus is not real.
- The pointy end of a pin is the part that hurts.
- Montana is where winters go to spend summer.
- Good penmanship is nice, but winning the lottery is better.
- Exploring a cave is fun only if your light is working.
- If you can keep an orchid happy, you are ready for the full commitment of marriage.
—Mitchell Hegman
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