Self-Taught Man

A list of lessons I have taught myself:

1.  Good practice is to read the warnings before your press the “start” button.

2.  You can readily disassemble an old-fashioned alarm clock and not necessarily acquire the reverse engineering knowledge to reassemble the clock again.

3.   Locker room jokes are called such because they are best left there.

4.   The people promoting products and the people writing dictionaries have a different take on the term “indestructible.”

5.  Not knowing what tomorrow brings is fine so long as you know what to bring to tomorrow.

--Mitchell Hegman