Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Natural Laws for Household Appliance

—A microwave carousel plate will always stop when your coffee cup has reached the far back.
—When you place your toaster exactly where you want it on the counter, the power cord will be three inches shorter than required to reach the nearest receptacle.
—The last button you press when trying to set time on an appliance will invariably force you to start over.
—The vibration of opening an oven door is just enough to assure the contents of whatever you are baking will spill over the sides of the dish.
—The rate of failure for appliances is directly proportional to the number of guests you are entertaining.

--Mitchell Hegman

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