Following is an actually
news story I found on a BuzzFeed page
filled with “underwhelming” local news stories:
A hat has been found up a tree in
Bilton.
The woolen head garment, which is red
and has a bobble, was discovered on Tuesday by Bilton Lane resident Sharon
Bromance, 43. “I could hardly believe my
eyes when I saw it up there,” she said. “I
got it down with a stick and put it on a fence post.”
The
owner now has until April 10 to reclaim the hat, after which it will be
destroyed.
You should probably thank
me for not sharing the story about a roll of tin foil lifted from a store in
the U.K.
--Mitchell Hegman
I'm just thankful you didn't share any of those moronic tweets from Mar-A-Lago or wherever the current story-telling-a-lie is emanating from.
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