1. A shopping flatbed loaded down with
two kayaks squeaks exactly the same as the idlers on the chairlift at The Great
Divide ski area.
2. You meet the nicest people at the
frozen crab legs.
3. People become very quiet when they
get near the toilet paper.
4. You can cause personal injury with a
pineapple.
--Mitchell Hegman
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