The T-shirt Problem

T-shirts (not to be too technical) have four openings.  One for your neck.  Two for your arms.  One really big one at the bottom where the rest of you sticks out. 

I learned as a child that there is pretty much only one way to climb inside a t-shirt when you are dressing.  You need start at the big opening at the bottom of the shirt and wriggle in from there, head first.

Early this morning, I climbed into a t-shirt.

This did not go well.

Given there are four holes (including a big obvious one) in a t-shirt, what do you suppose the chances are that I might find the wrong hole fifteen times in a row?

--Mitchell Hegman