Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, August 24, 2018

Breaking Up (Is Hard To Do)


X: “I love you madly.”
Y: “What did I do to make you mad?”
X: “Not mad.  Madly. It’s an adverb used to qualify how much I love you.”
Y: “Are you saying it’s over between us?”
X: “No.  It’s not over between us.  Wait a minute.  It just occurred to me that ‘over between’ doesn’t actually make sense in English.  How can you be over and between at the same time?”
Y: “So…you are mad at me because of the way I speak?”
X: “Apparently, I am.”
  --Mitchell Hegman

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