A scoundrel will stab you in the back.
An ambitious person will stab you in the front as well as the
back.
Bigfoot will stab you in the side with an icicle. The icicle will melt leaving no evidence. And when you try to tell people Bigfoot stabbed
you, they will politely excuse themselves, claiming they just remembered they
have delicate clothes to pull from their dryer.
—Mitchell Hegman
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