Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Sunday, July 26, 2020

Selling Points

For whatever silly Mitch reason, I found myself wondering what selling points I might list for myself if I were to put myself out there in something similar to an advertisement for a used vehicle.  Following are some of my better selling points:

— Fully assembled in America with 100% American parts

— Waterproof and stain resistant exterior

— Can pull weeds in a sustained fashion 

— Capable of integration with most mobile device apps

— Easily accessorized

— Engineered to wash dishes and shake rugs

Can function in all terrains  

— Complete maintenance record is available  

Mitchell Hegman

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