Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Little Known Equations


2 Housecats = 1 Wife
Woman + Sex = Undefined
Man + Sex = Theory of Everything
Tax Return = Road Trip – 1 Bottle 18-Year-Old Scotch
1 Bottle Bowmore 25-Year-Old Scotch = $430.00

--Mitchell Hegman

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  2. Well...I didn't purchase a $430.00 bottle of Scotch...but I sure would like to o that!

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